Here are a few of my first pins:
Sure. It's cute, and I really want to turn my kid's lunch into a ransom letter, but I know that my kid really doesn't care about shit like that.
Did you know that Cattown has segregation? There's segregation in the restaurants and stores and even the public buildings.
No. Only white cats and some beige cats and white dogs and some beige dogs as long as they have some white on them.
And there were restaurants just for black cats and brown cats.Those sound like fun places.
They are. Lots of fun.
Mum, did you know that Floyd protested one of the restaurants. It was really bad. He protested and the cats threw their milk at him, and water and they even threw their kibble.
It was bad. Even the kittens threw milk at him.
No. Maunalani just looked at the signs and said, "Unfair."Not a woman of action, huh? We can't all be Rosa Parks.
But then, one day, did you know? All the cats from Cattown get picked up and taken to all the shelters.
Yeah! And don't you think he was glad to be out of Cattown?I do. That place sounds like a crap hole.
|Me. Not being an asshole.|
|By 2017, the mom will be replaced by an middle-aged man and the kid will be a spider monkey.|
|You guys have it so damned easy.|
|Do you know where the bathroom is?|
|This might be good for a larf.|
|Who has two thumbs and is afraid of Virginia Woolf? This guy!|
|That horse must smell awesome to get a girl like that.|
|This towel is already making my friends bitterly jealous. Thanks Lane!|
|Oh! Lane sells other furniture too? Also packed with heroin? Or just the hope chests?|
|Well baby, I've got you, a bunch of towels, some heroin, a new gardener and a super-sweet collage all wrapped up in cellophane. Now if only we didn't need oxygen to live. Choke...gasp.....|
|"Is that a mirage or a guy doing housework?" ...Oh right. Because men don't clean. Ever.|