Now that she's talking, the top ten cute things Snappy says has been compiled by a crack team of scientists.
10. Don't worry, unicorn.
9. Where's my Grouchy Monster?
8. The puma eats a snack.
7. Hello Jackhammer. I want to talk to you!
6. Weee! Woo hoo!
5. Don't swear.
4. I'm swearing!
3. Silly coffee maker/vacuum cleaner! What are you doing here?
(it must be noted that Snaps is terrified of the vacuum cleaner and the coffee maker.)
2. Don't cry anymore, Hello Kitty.
Yeah. That's right. Hello. No, you don't understand, see, whenever Snappy is caught doing something she ought not to, she dances over to me and, doing an amazingly accurate imatation of a Monty Python housewife, says "Hellooooooooooo! Hi mum!"
Next up: the runner ups.