This is an actual conversation. I'm using aliases to protect the innocent. You'll see why:
Mrs. X: Oh...there wasn't a poopie in that diaper after all.
Mr. X: Must have just been a stinky fart.
Mrs. X: She gets that from you.
Mr. X: Oh come now! I'm sure there are plenty of people in your family who have stinky farts...especially the one called "Chili Farts"!
Mrs. X: To be fair, I was only related to Chili Farts through marriage!
And scene.
